Datebook

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Datebook:

 1922, the LONGEST ATTACK OF HICCUPS began on this day . . . and lasted 69 YEARS. Charlie Osborne hiccupped over 435 MILLION times before it went away. He died just 11 months after his hiccups stopped in 1991 . . . at age 98. 

51 years ago . . . In 1966, police became required to tell suspects THEIR RIGHTS because of the Supreme Court's decision in the Miranda v. Arizona case. (The justices ruled that suspects must be informed of their Constitutional Rights prior to questioning by PO-lice. These rights are now known as MIRANDA RIGHTS because of 23-year-old Ernesto Miranda . . . the criminal who took his case to the Supreme Court.) 

48 years ago . . . In 1969, MICK TAYLOR replaced BRIAN JONES in THE ROLLING STONES. 47 years ago . . . In 1970, THE BEATLES scored their final #1 single . . . "The Long And Winding Road".

In 1995, three years before GEORGE MICHAEL, trend-setting country singer TY HERNDON was arrested for EXPOSING HIMSELF to a policeman. There were reports that he was giving himself a naughty rub-and-tug, but Ty says he was just taking a leak. (A charge of "very" indecent exposure was eventually dropped, but Ty Herndon did plead guilty to possession of METH . . . DON'T TAKE DRUGS!) 

12 years ago . . . In 2005, the jury in the MICHAEL JACKSON case returned a verdict of NOT GUILTY on all 10 counts related to the alleged molestation of a 13- year-old cancer survivor in 2003.

 Seven years ago . . . In 2010, country music and breakfast sausage legend JIMMY DEAN died at the age of 81.

 Two years ago . . . In 2015, 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER guitarist MICHAEL CLIFFORD walked into the path of one of their pyrotechnics. His hair caught on fire, and the group ended the show. He did not die.

Happy Birthday to:

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is 27. He IS "Kick Ass". He was also Quicksilver in "Avengers: Age of Ultron", and the human star of 2014's "Godzilla". (He was just Aaron Johnson until he married "Fifty Shades of Grey" director Sam Taylor-Wood. They combined their last names, and are now the TaylorJohnsons. They have two kids. And Sam is a deliciously MILF-y 50 years old!) 

MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN is 31. They've made more than $100 MILLION through movies, TV and fashion. The girls are actually fraternal twins, even though they look like they could be identical. (As of this moment, they have yet to appear on "Fuller House". They've also been adorable little racists from the tender age of six.) 

 Chris Evans is 36. He's been TWO Marvel characters. Before Captain America, he was the Human Torch in the first two "Fantastic Four" movies. 

Steve-O is 43. "Jackass" and "Wildboyz" clownass and reformed coke addict. 

. ALLY SHEEDY is 55. A member of the Brat Pack who tore up "The Breakfast Club", "St. Elmo's Fire", "WarGames" AND "Short Circuit".

 Hannah Storm is 55. Former "Early Show" minx who's on ESPN now. 

Tim Allen is 64. The star of "Last Man Standing" and "Home Improvement", the voice of "Buzz Lightyear", and Santa in "The Santa Clause" movies. He's done all that AND beat a coke habit. 

Richard Thomas is 66. "John-Boy" on "The Waltons" and Bill Denbrough in the ABC miniseries version of Stephen King's "It". 

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