68-year-old John David Martinez of Denver, Colorado is one of those guys who rocks a t-shirt with his own name on it. And we know that for one of the dumbest reasons possible.
On Tuesday morning around 9:00 A.M., John drove to a Wells Fargo branch in Denver, walked up to a female teller, and told her to fill up a bag with money. He got at least $20,000, then took off.
But there were two problems with his master plan. First, while he robbed the bank, John wore a black t-shirt with the name "John" on it.
Second, he drove his own car to the robbery. So when the cops ran the plates, they got his name . . . and his "John" t-shirt sealed the deal that it was him.
They tracked him down in less than five hours and arrested him for felony robbery. (ABC 7 - Denver) (Here's his mugshot. Unfortunately we don't have a photo of him in his "John" t-shirt.)